Monday, May 3, 2010

i'm like the ringleader, i call the shots.


about a month ago i went to the circus.  it's in town, a tent is set up in government center and the big apple circus puts on 2 shows a day.  i decided to get tickets... because why not?!  i got popcorn and a sno-cone and even my very own red clown nose.  the theme of the circus was "bello's back."  bello is the ringmaster(?) of the circus.  he's a goofy dude who does some cool tricks.  and he looks like this:


i get it - he's silly looking and the kids love it.  i didn't think a whole lot about his hair situation - it's ridiculous and most likely a wig/hat hybrid that can be removed after each show.  right?  welp, then this happened.  last  night i saw bello! in public. with his friends.  he had regular human man clothes on.  well, tara, how did you know it was bello?  umm because he had that hair.  could that possibly be real?  because if it's fake, why would you go out on an 80+ degree evening, amongst adults wearing that thing.  i can't believe women would be into that... except maybe jenna on 30 rock.  so perhaps that's his real hair.  wow.  that's a committment to circus life. amen bello.

 

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